CHELSEA VS MALAYSIA.....WHO GIVES A F**K??

Chelsea Vs Malaysia.....29th July 2008,Stadium Shah Alam...

For those who are not aware,Chelsea football club will be playing against our 'beloved' national side this coming tuesday at stadium Shah Alam......

We here at Dato'Z don't really give a dam....lolz...

Basically Dato'Z is made up of two sets of football fans...

1. Us die hard Man Utd ('cheers and applause")

2. Those disillusioned Arsenal fans...(Booooo's)

p.s im gonna get into trouble for this..what the heck..haha

so yeah...basically we don't give a dam about Chelsea......


As Man United and Arsenal fans we would like to remain neutral on talking bout Chelsea.....for now...well until the new season starts...

So...here's where we start rambling about our so called 'National Team'.....

Where do we begin?.....

First question on our minds....Why the f**k in our "beloved" pm's name would the FAM schedule a match for our national team against one of the top teams..(yea..it hurts for us to say this) in the world????....do they like getting their @$es whopped 7-0,8-0??.....

Let's face it...the standard of Malaysian football is zero to....well zero....last we checked Malaysia was ranked 166 in the world( according to FIFA rankings)....yes u saw right 166.....ever heard of these countries?; Burkina Faso,Benin,Guyana,Chad,Burundi,Kyrgyzstan,St. Kitss and Nevis?..neither have we...WTF right?...but they all all ranked higher than Malaysia...WTF??? again....this from a country that spends millions of ringgit on sport facilities and all those sports development crap.....

Which takes us back to the Chelsea-Malaysia match...if by some chance that Chelsea decide to play Roman Abromovich in goal and use their ground staffs as defenders..we all know what the outcome will be..and it ain't gonna be pretty...we just watched Chelsea put 7 goals past some Chinese team..and that was in the second half alone....so anyone wanna predict the score?..we say 4 or more....

On a lighter note..we pity the players who'll be going out on the filed tuesday night knowing for a fact that they're gonna get their @$es well and truly whooped...and knowing that we "patriotic" Malaysians in the stadium and those watching at home or at the mamak will be cheering Chelsea on and laughing at the national team every time they let in a goal....
Of course not everyone will be cheering for Chelsea..every now and again at these kinda games there will be a odd number of people from the kampung decked out in the national colours tirelessly cheering their beloved team on....

Someone should tell them..no matter how much they cheer,Malaysia still gonna get f**ked.....
Even the newspaper have already gotten their headlines ready

"MALAYSIA 0 - CHELSEA _ _"

*space left out for the score..double digits just incase....

Here are some of the interviews post match:

Malaysia National team coach:" Our boys gave it their best...in the end we were outclassed..the Chelsea players were too good...."

Chelsea head coach: " It was a good game..the Malaysians players gave us a good game....."

Our PM: " The players never gave up...they made our nation proud...."



So all thats left to do now is for us to wait and see...

"Malaysia Boleh" eh?

Anyone wanna bet on the score?...........

~007